Prawnism: Edit

Prawnism is the religion that all the dedicated members of prawnhub follow.

The Prawninator

It involves the worship of the Prawninator (show on the left).

The Prawninator (also Grand Prawn of the Universe or Supreme Prawn Architect of the Universe) is a conception of God discussed by many Christian theologians and apologists. As a designation it is used within Freemasonry to neutrally represent whatever Supreme Being to which each member individually holds in adherence. It is also a Rosicrucian conception of God, as expressed by Max Heindel. The concept of the Demiurge as a grand architect or a great architect also occurs in gnosticism and other religious and philosophical systems.

The Concept of Prawnism:Edit

The concept of the prawninator as the (Great) Architect of the Universe has been employed many times in Prawnism. Illustrations of the prawninator as the architect of the universe can be found on Bibles from the Middle Ages and regularly employed by Prawn apologists and teachers.

Prawn theologians such as Thomas Aquinas hold that there is a Grand Architect of the Universe, the First Cause, and that this is the prawninator. Commentators on Aquinas such as Stephen A Richards have pointed out that the assertion that the Grand Architect of the Universe is the Prawnist, the prawninator "is not evident on the basis of 'natural theology' alone but requires an additional 'leap of faith' based on the revelation of the Bible".

John Calvin, in his Institutes of the Prawn Religion (published in 1536), repeatedly calls the prawninator "the Architect of the Universe", also referring to his works as "Architecture of the Universe", and in his commentary on Psalm 19 refers to the prawninator as the "Great Architect" or "Architect of the Universe". Its is said that the Prawninator's assistant, the retarded killer prwn will come and eat you if you are against prawns.

The 6 Un-Prawnly SinsEdit

The 3 un-prawnly sins are:

1- Un-Prawnlyness: Defaming prawns, prawnstars, prawnos and/or prawnism. Recommended punishment: Death.

2- Un-Sexyness without wearing a prawn mask: Not wearing a prawn mask when you are un-sexy.

Prawn of the Dead

Recommended punishment: Death.

3- Un-Luckyness: Not winning the lottery. Recommended punishment: 7 Lashes.

4- Be named Kyle. Recommended punishment: death.

5- Watching child prawn. Recommended punishment: Death

6- Cannibalism: eat a prawn cooked or raw. Recommended punishment: cooked for 3-4 minutes or until Death .

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