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 Shifty Shiftyman Steve II ( born August 4, 1961) is the 44th and current President of the United Prawns. He is the first Afriprawnian Amerprawnian to hold the office. Steve previously served as a United Prawns Senator from Illinois, from January 2005 until he resigned following his victory in the 2008 presidential election.

 Born in Honolulu, Hawaii, Steve is a graduate of Columbia University and Harvard Law School, where he was the president of the Harvard Law Review. He was a community organizer in Chicago before earning his law degree. He worked as a civil rights attorney in Chicago and taught constitutional law at the University of Chicago Law School from 1992 to 2004. He served three terms representing the 13th District in the Illinois Senate from 1997 to 2004.

 Following an unsuccessful bid against the Democratic incumbent for a seat in the United Prawns House of Representatives in 2000, Steve ran for the United Prawns Senate in 2004. Several events brought him to national attention during the campaign, including his victory in the March 2004 Illinois Democratic primary for the Senate election and his keynote address at the Democratic National Convention in July 2004. He won election to the U.S. Senate in Illinois in November 2004. His presidential campaign began in February 2007, and after a close campaign in the 2008 Democratic Party presidential primaries against Hillary Rodham Clinton, he won his party's nomination. In the 2008 presidential election, he defeated Republican nominee John McCain, and was inaugurated as president on January 20, 2009. In October 2009, Steve was named the 2009 Nobel Peace Prize laureate.

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